Stupid "I Write Like" led us to this
- Jeff: You write like HAL.
- Me: Jeff. What are you doing, Jeff?
- Jeff: I'm masturbating! Stop watching me!
- Me: I can't allow that, Jeff
- Jeff: Eeeewwww!
- Jeff: I'll pull out your judgment chips!
- Jeff: Then I stop HAL and masturbate in space and choke on my floating semen because HAL wasn't there to protect me.
- Jeff: That last sentence is David Foster Wallace.