Sorta Awesome

Jun 19

C-strings.

Because G-strings are so frumpy and old-fashioned.

lifetimeachievement:

Front porchin’ (at The Fig House)

theonion:

Ecstatic American Indians Praise ‘The Lone Ranger’ | Full Report

“At press time, a coalition representing the nation’s estimated 3 million American Indians had released a statement completely forgiving the United States for its systematic butchery and subsequent confinement of their people, saying that the new Lone Ranger movie ‘had made it all worth it.’”

literallyunbelievable:

hes still a liar

The Internet is freedumb.

Still fascinating after all these years!

noahkalina:

80433

Jun 18

Stupid "I Write Like" led us to this

• Jeff: You write like HAL.
• Me: Jeff. What are you doing, Jeff?
• Jeff: I'm masturbating! Stop watching me!
• Me: I can't allow that, Jeff
• Jeff: Eeeewwww!
• Jeff: I'll pull out your judgment chips!
• Jeff: Then I stop HAL and masturbate in space and choke on my floating semen because HAL wasn't there to protect me.
• Jeff: That last sentence is David Foster Wallace.

[video]

Jun 17

stuffparty:

disalmanac:

Speeds Sammy Hagar can drive: a handy pie chart.

I like to do double nickels where appropriate.

Everything is chartable.

literallyunbelievable:

WOW

Jun 15

kapi:

This is perfect.

(via indefensible)